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From Riona!

Summarise/give vague clues to 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friendslist can guess each fandom.

Many of these are hopelessly obscure, and I could have written ten more. Maybe another time.

1. The only fandom that makes me wish we really did have a Flat Earth. - Discworld. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] rionaleonhart
2. Zombies; LOTS of zombies; like, huge amounts of them... also an epic tale about finding your place in the world, but mainly zombies.
3. Giant gay men, crossdressing, tentacle porn, bestiality, giant robots, mad scientists, zombies, alien viruses: it's the fandom that has everything, and most of it is canon. - FFVII, crack in a hat. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] firefly99
4. But I don't liiiike that canon!...Oh well, you can ignore the bits you don't like, right? - Star Wars. Oh, space you, EU haters. Matthew Stover is so much smarter than you anyway. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] firefly99
5. A dude, a chick, an old guy and a head voice; they - er - Prince of Persia. Who needs to fight crime when you can fight TIME? ...I'll be over here now. [livejournal.com profile] squeemu
6. The witty cynic wittily says a cynical witticism, cynically, and then steals things. - Thief. "Heh! A throne room. How pretentious." Garrett, you lovable bastard. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] squeemu
7. Despite what you may have heard, this is not Trigun. - Firefly/Serenity. Yeah, apparently Joss stole everything from Trigun. He said so himself. Every scene ever. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] squeemu
8. ...Yeah, I don't think therapy is going to fix that. - Silent Hill 2, and mainly poor James. Don't worry, the fangirls still love you. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] rionaleonhart
9. Some stuff happens, then some more stuff happens, and then some other stuff happens, and then the world blows up, but nobody likes that one. - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and yes, I would be one of the people who pretends that Mostly Harmless never happened. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] blue_oceandeep
10. It's in a perfectly ordinary school with some perfectly ordinary students and yet it is the crackiest thing I've ever seen in my life. - Azumanga Daioh, prozac for the soul. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] squeemu

ETA: You know what? Just for fun, here's some more. I should be revising and I need to take my mind off horrible impending exams. Think of them as bonus fandoms.

11. This fandom taught me more about the Cold War than my entire Year 11 Modern History unit. - MGS3. I'm assuming they left out the man covered in bees. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] firefly99
12. Man, when they say not to touch that button that's labelled 'press this for interdimensional alien invasion', they mean do not touch the button that's labelled 'press this for interdimensional alien invasion'...
13. He doesn't mope, he broods; way too stylish to mope. - Neil Gaiman's Sandman. Well, he has a gigantic gothic castle and dumping rain and a trenchcoat at will - do you have that when you brood? Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] blue_oceandeep
14. "CHRIST, IS ANYONE IN THIS DAMN WORLD ACTUALLY ALIVE?" - FFX. Ah, Seymour, how I cheered when I finally killed you properly. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] firefly99
15. Cyborg zombies. - Hungry City Chronicles. Obviously. Guessed by [livejournal.com profile] squeemu

Date: 2006-11-11 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
Oh, okay. I'm envious of your current freedom then? And congratulations on graduation! May the guy in front of you not streak naked down the aisle during your ceremony. (That happened to me, by the way. I didn't just make it up.)

I love Sly Cooper. It's one of my top three video games I've played, which I guess doesn't say that much considering I haven't played that many, but still. I love making him jump onto everything, and he has a really hypnotic tail. And the voice acting is really good. (THERE WILL BE MUCH FIRE. AND FLAMES. AND HEAT. Anyway, there's no guarantee I'll actually manage to make it past the quantum training level, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.)

Did someone spoil you for Snape and Dumbledore? Because I am sensing waves of bitterness from my spot here across the ocean.

Date: 2006-11-11 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
(Sadly enough, I had no camera on me at the time, either. Although I'm sure people probably have more incriminating photos than that of the guy. Heck, he'd probably encourage people to take photos.)

Oh! Yeah, it me forever to get through the training tutorial for MGS (the original) because I was pretty bored by it, although I can't remember if that was mandatory or not. And I kept going, "Okay, so will there actually be all these conveniently placed crevices in the wall? Bad guys get stupider with each passing year." (Another really cool thing with Sly Cooper is that the characters actually get some development throughout the series. The second game is my absolute favourite, though.

I think I might have missed out on the Half-Blood Prince meme. Or it might have just been that I avoided anything that looked like it was Harry Potter related until I read the book. Did it have to do with Snape being evil or still-redeemable? Because I found that whole discussion pretty hilarious.

Date: 2006-11-11 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
Man, I wonder how narrow these comments can get? Pretty soon all we'll have is one letter per line. We'll need to start a new comment thread or something to be able to read anything.

(It's all Garrett's fault! If his voice didn't make women's clothing fall off, I never would have thought of it!) At my graduation, we also had about five students who had deflated beach balls hidden under their robes. During the ceremony, one person at a time would inflate theirs, so the teachers would chase after the first and then the next would go up. It was pretty entertaining, although not very dignified.

(He has a mechanical eye? That's wicked. ARGH I AM NOT GOING TO GET THIS GAME UNTIL SCHOOL IS DONE, OR I WILL NEVER PASS MY CLASSES. I totally know what you mean about figuring the moves out on your own, though.) OH MY GOD, THIEF HAS HEARTABLE RANDOM GUARDS? I HAVE TO BUY IT. NOW. I loved that about MGS3 and Sly Cooper. Oh man. That settles it, even if I don't get it for Christmas I am going to buy it with my own money. I may cave in and buy it before, too. I just can't say no to hearting random guards.

OH. Right! That makes sense. Nobody on my friendslist did that, at least, I'm pretty sure they didn't. It's possible I repressed it. (Man, no kidding. No kidding. I find it pretty interesting, actually, how many people hate the books now because the canon isn't following fanon. I just don't get it.)

Okay, question about Jak and Daxter: is it important to play the first game before I play the second? I started the first one and got to the second area, but got kind of, um, bored. And also dizzy, zooming around in that hovercraft thing all the time. So is there an actual plot to Jak and Daxter that's important and cool?

Date: 2006-11-12 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
Ooh, link is very handy. And now we cannot stop talking in this thread until WE KNOW. LJ, beware, we're on to you!

(Oh dear. Well, I won't try to assassinate him. I'm not dumb after all, I know how that would end. It'd end with me dead, or at least terribly injured in some way of speaking.) Hah! Glue! Was the glue on the top or the bottom of the seat? Because it would really suck to get glued to a toilet on the last day of school. And that's awesome! I'd ask you what your costume was, but I am paranoid about prying into people's lives on the Internet. (Hint: If you want to tell me, I wouldn't mind hearing!)

Oh, guards. Heart. I have a feeling that even if I somehow hate the game, I will love the guards and will consider my money well spent.

(I WAS PRACTICING STAYING UP LATE SO I CAN PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER TONIGHT. THAT IS POSSIBLY A LIE.)

Jak and Daxter is definitely pretty. Also, keep in mind that when I started playing it, it was immediately after we'd finished either FFVII, the entire Sly Cooper series, or MGS3. Or maybe The Bard's Tale. (Um, and by "we" I mean Baco and I. She came for a visit over the summer. I'm not just crazy and randomly referring to myself as we.) And I had a lot of fun playing the first part, but then I got to the second part and went, "So this is exactly like the first part, but harder? WAH." And Baco, who is much better at gaming than I am, wasn't feeling very well at the time and couldn't play it herself, so.

I think I might actually pick it up again, though, for the times when I really feel like playing a video game but don't have a lot of time. HOORAY! ALSO, WHAT, SECRET ENDING. Do I have to do anything special to get it?

Date: 2006-11-13 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
(Oh good! I can handle valuables. UNLESS IT IS MY COMPUTER OR PS2.) You could congratulate the person and then invite them to sit down for some cake. AND GLUE THEM TO THE CHAIR! GENIUS. I, um, I'm sorry. I am easily distracted when doing schoolwork, and it looks like I really am pulling an all-nighter. (Absurdism is depressing! I don't think I've read that play, but I'm pretty positive I've heard of Beckett. I think we talked about him in my anti-culture French Fiction class. Very bizarre books, very cool professor.)

It sounds a little like MGS as far as the sneaking goes. Man, I loved sneaking around tranquilizing random guards and making them kick each other to wake up. Oh, tranq gun. What would I do without you.

(OH YES. EVERTHING IS GETTING THAT NICE WHITENESS ABOUT IT ALREADY. It's interesting, actually, because I have this inability to fall asleep early. I can usually manage sleeping in, but getting to bed before midnight? Not happening. Which also sucks on school nights, because I prefer to take early classes so I have free afternoons.)

Baco and I would fight over the controller when we were playing Destroy All Humans. Or while playing Sly Cooper and paragliding places. Other than that, I usually let her do things, considering my style of playing involves being very careful and talking to everyone fifty times. I can't decide if letting her play was a good idea or not for Silent Hill 2; on the one hand, it meant I did not shoot everything ever and waste all the bullets; on the other hand, it meant I had absolutely no control over anything and was thus freaking out way more than I probably would have otherwise. I think. Then again, if I'd had the controller, I may have just stood James in a corner and closed my eyes until morning.

...Most of my stories involve Baco because I am a very boring person on my own. Just to warn you.

That is damn impressive. That's a freaking ton of bastards. I have no words, except possibly YOU WIN TEH INTARWEBS. I don't think I have any games I'm that good with, although I do have all of the floor plans memorized for the buildings in Shadowrun. I think my first original fandom is FFVIII, although FFVII is technically the first video game I ever played. (Well, I guess if you really want to get technical, Super Mario Bros. for the Gameboy was the first. Or possibly Tetris.) It's just that with FF7, a friend basically Otacon-ed me the entire way through, so I forgot the entire plot within a month of playing it. ...Or maybe that's just because I spent a month racing Chocobos, I don't know.

/BABBLE

Date: 2006-11-13 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
...also, I really should warn you. I usually don't respond this quickly to things, and have been known to disappear from the Internet for a month at a time, so if I suddenly stop replying, that's probably why. It's not because I've suddenly started hating you or anything, it's because I got distracted by something shiny in the next room. Or got eaten by schoolwork.

SHRINKING COMMENT WIDTH, GO!

Date: 2006-11-14 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
(I have to play this game. It better still be available for buying, or I will cry and cry. And take blackmail photos of the appropriate people. And it's always the pale guys in the corner who are the ones you really need to watch out for.) I don't know why Absurdist plays are still being performed. And yeah, everything I heard about the movement made me go, "...how was there any audience for any of this stuff? How many people want to spend an hour of their life reading this?"

I am already way too cautious in games. Either I will be perfectly suited for playing Thief, or it will take me the rest of my life to finish it. I have this odd problem where I forget I can always reload the game if something goes wrong.

Thief is also less ridicul- maybe I should say less Japanese than MGS.

ROFL. So, does this mean no bee bosses? I mean, how can it call itself Victorian steampunk without a bee boss? They could be, like, tiny zeppelin bees or something.

I got spoiled for the Sorrow, except it's probably a good thing I did, because when I got there, there were, like, five guards. And some dogs, I think. But holy crap, what an awesome concept, I nearly died when I heard about it. (Baco has some really hilarious MGS3 stories, one of them including shooting down some of those helicopters. But apparently, in that game, all those helicopter pilots and guards were in the river with awful injuries and different uniforms and OMG FLAIL. I love MGS3's guards so much.)

Tell me the Chest story! I DEMAND SATISFACTION. Also, I've played FFX, so no worries about spoilers.

Yay! An Intarweb!

I hear all the cool kids want one. I played a little more Jak and Daxter last night and I beat that guy that throws the stones in the lava valley. I think his name might have been Klaww? Anyway, it was very amusing because it took me approximately 20-40 tries, because I kept accidentally jumping into the lava. Most of the time it was right at the start, when you jump off the cliff and onto those three stone platforms, so it wasn't very annoying and mostly just hilarious. That is one of the things I really like about the first game, though, is that you get an infinite number of lives. At least, I'm really hoping it's infinite, because I'm using them up at a very fast rate otherwise. THERE IS STILL AN ORB I AM MISSING IN THE SUNKEN CITY PLACE, I CANNOT FIND IT. WAH.

Oh man, and I decided to play a little bit of Shadowrun last night, too, do a few corp runs (that's where you get to break into a corporation and steal things from them), maybe try and find the matchstick man (CERTAINLY NOT BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO SHARE THE EXACT DIALOGUE AS PART OF MY OBSESSING POST) and I ended up squeeing for about a minute just hearing the title screen music. I've maybe been away from the game for a month, I have no reason to have that sort of response. This is the kind of thing I'm talking about with freakish obsessions. (I'm worried that if you ever do play the game you'll just be like, "Okay. And there's something special about this because...?" after my fangirling.)

Oh, man, yeah. My first game probably actually was, like, Pitfall, or Bowling for the Atari, or ...some game involving helicopters. Or Pac-man! I loved Pac-man. I'm a bit scared of all the new versions, though, especially the ones featuring Ms. Pac-man. And oh man, I know what you mean about Descent, it took me approximately five years to be able to play it farther the first, like, three rooms. Screw the levels, I was terrified of that ship hiding behind the corner on the first stage.

Date: 2006-11-15 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
(I will at the very least make a post about the terrified babbling! And will, you know, let you know what I think of the game and whether anybody walked into the room and had their clothes fall off.) It was just someone breathing? With lighting? I can't decide if that's hilarious or -- or -- something else. It is definitely a university thing, though.

OH MAN, that is good to know. It is awful losing your saves, or, um, not having them to begin with. It's the sort of thing that actually causes video game related violence. Forget about desensitization, it's all about the lost saves. And dude! I would love to see that concept sketch for Garrett the Hoodie if you ever find it again.

Well, I basically asked to be spoiled for it. At the time, I thought I was never going to be getting a PS2 and wouldn't get to play the game, so I told Baco to tell me her stories. Although I have to say, there was a lot I wasn't spoiled for -- like HOLY CRAP VOLGIN AND RAIKOV AND THE TORTURE SCENE OMG. And, er, I haven't actually played MGS2 because I have heard it is highly ridicul-- Japanese, although mostly I've stayed away because of Raiden. Which isn't really fair of me, never having actually gotten to know him from the game, but I want Snake, dammit! What was Emma-ish about the parrot? (Also, is MGS2 worth playing?)

I am cracking up at the chest story. That sounds exactly like something I would do and then be teased mercilessly about it. I know I've said all sorts of questionable things while playing video games, although I thankfully can't remember any of them. (Well. I think there may have been something about Bugenhagen's apparatus, but I can't remember anything specific anymore.)

I played a bit more of Jak today, and OH MAN it took me forever to get through that valley area. I know there's at least one orb hidden there, because I've seen it, I just have no idea how to get to it. BUT I WILL FIND A WAY. I've done a bit in the Spider Cavern, but not nearly enough. I kind of enjoy standing one of the yellow eco vents and snipe the insects, though. And I have tried the slidy bits several times, but my problem is that when I finsih, it takes five minutes plus panic at the rising dark eco before I can try again. I guess I'll just have to check more thoroughly.

Date: 2006-11-15 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
I am apparently too wordy! It wouldn't let me post in just one comment.

You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear you liked her fics and want dialogue. I'm afraid you've just increased the likelihood that I will never stop talking about Shadowrun tenfold. Or a hundredfold, I'm not really sure. But seriously, if I do babble about it too much, please let me know! (Also, I, er, I would like to encourage you to comment. I would normally never ever mention it because it makes me feel guilty and bad for suggesting it, but I know she loves hearing any feedback at all and is much more likely to continue writing if people say nice things and. And, um, I'm terribly sorry, I'm getting rabid fangirl all over you.)

(Also also, it's possible that I, er, actually do use Shadowrun slang when talking. Usually I manage to only use it when talking to Baco, but I do use "fragging" quite a bit. I think the whole "slot off" phrase came from the fact that instead of actual paper/metal money, they have credsticks which they slot to actually exchange money. (The money's called nuyen, by the way.) I HAVE NOT SPENT FAR TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT THIS. But, er, yes, I definitely like how "slot off" actually sounds like a legitimate swear word.) I shall type up some of the dialogue tomorrow!

Other things you should possibly know about Shadowrun so that things make more sense: Hollywood is a prison, not a multibillion dollar entertainment industry. (Well, I'm sure someone gets entertainment out of it, but it's sure not the 'runners.) Puyallup is a region of Seattle that is incredibly rundown and populated only by the worst thugs, and Lone Star, as you can probably tell, is the police force in Seattle. They're technically corporation too and not working for the government, but yeah. I don't even remember where you learn that; it's one of my favourite things about it. How there's tons of information about the universe its set in, but it's all background information and not thrown in your face. It's very good for people who enjoy obsessing about things and looking for clues.

That is an awesome poem! The style of speech kind of reminds me of Gollum, except less creepy. Man! Hearts for slang and games that use it well. (I keep wanting to explore the rest of that site, but I'm afraid it has links to things that will be extremely spoilery.) WHY DO I NOT HAVE THIS GAME ALREADY?

Time limits always freak me out. I end up rushing around doing things and crashing and burning way more than I normally would. You know that part in FFVII when Tifa is about to be executed? My Otacon purposefully misinformed me that there was actually a time limit, and if I didn't hurry she'd die. I nearly died, especially because my friend kept yelling, "HURRY! Run! Hurry faster!" Which, of course, I get now was a joke about the music, but it was horribly stressful at the time.

Date: 2006-11-16 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
Oh dear, we've ruined your comments page. Also, Silent Hill is not something you hee at! Although I can definitely see the glee in forcing someone to play it and then cackling at their absolute terror.

WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME? I HAVE FORGOTTEN! And holy crap, what happened to your memory card? I hope it didn't wipe everything! I'm so tempted to ask you about modern!Garrett, but I probably wouldn't actually be able to say anything good about it, what with the not having played the game yet.

Volgin and Raikov just blew me away, I wasn't expecting anything quite so serious happening ever. (By serious, I mean the whole, "Volgin likes having controlling sex to assert power over people and doesn't care if they're male or female! Raikov is gay! They fight crime!") And then they went, OH YES, HERE IS SNAKE BEING HORRIBLY TORTURED! And I went, "HOLY FREAKING CRAP," and probably flailed a lot.

And yeah, I've really only heard about Raiden from fanboys. MGS2 is probably going to be one of those games where I will put it on my list of Things To Play, but will keep getting put aside for other things. Like Thief. But Ocelot is a bastard in it? I really liked him in Snake Eater, although in the original game, I was pretty neutral about him. Hmm. I AM EVEN MORE CURIOUS ABOUT THE PARROT NOW!

Yeah, it somehow turned into a crude euphemism. He just kept talking about it, and I really have no idea how it turned into that joke, but there you have it. I think I'll blame it on the fact that we'd been watching Scrubs a lot and laughing at The Todd.

Oops! Power cell. I meant power cell. I don't think I've found the dark cave area yet, but I did find this cave with FIFTY BAJILLION TINY SPIDERS AND THEIR EGGS EVERYWHERE. I just ended up making a run for it. And *ROFL*, French bread phobia. ...Mmm, french bread.

(Yay! I woke up this morning and immediately started worrying about horribly offending you and not being able to do anything about it because I was already late for school. Man, and sleeping properly, I so hear you on that.)

Fragging is a Star Wars word? It's been way too long since I've seen the original trilogy. I have this bad feeling I will start using fragging all the time now that I know it's not just Shadowrun and people won't think I'm completely crazy. I think another insult in Shadowrun is drek, which might be the equivalent of shit? And yep, new yen! The symbol for nuyen is like yen, except with two crosses instead of one in the stem of the Y.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly how Puyallup is supposed to be pronounced. Although it's apparently an actual city that's a bit south of Seattle. And Redmond is a city to the north of Seattle (both Puyallup and Redmond are part of the sprawl in Shadowrun, and it's actually conceivable it'll happen because it's set in 2058). It does look rather Western-ish, though, maybe something to do with "gallup"? ALSO, AUGH, I REALLY WANT TO PLAY DEUS EX. And System Shock, except I'm already creeped out by it, just think how bad it would be if I had to actually play it!

The, um, the poem didn't seem horribly creepy? Although it probably will once I've played the game and start hearing them read it. And I totally love it when games have everyone being bad, or at least partially bad. (Holy -- that's rather, uh, intense. Not that I'm one to talk, obsessing about Shadowrun and FFVIII and things, but I don't think I've actually written treatises on politics. I definitely want to avoid getting spoiled for the game, especially the Cradle.)

The joke is kind of lame, actually. There's a track in FFVII called "Hurry," and I'm pretty sure that the music that plays when you're trying to save Tifa is called "Hurry Faster." And man, I was just a poor gaming n00b at the time and had no idea about clocks and time limits. It was even worse without the clock, actually, because I had no idea how much time I had left to save her. AND DUDE, trying to grab the key was awful. I kept wanting to button mash, but of course that just made it worse.

Date: 2006-11-16 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
OKAY, QUOTES! I had such a hard time deciding which ones to share because there are so many that I love. Also, with the quotes, the game is a bit strange in that all actions and scenes are indicated with HTML brackets (the angular pointy kind) and actual dialogue and quotes have no punctuation at all. And because LJ doesn't like random HTML brackets, I'm going to use this kind: [ ] instead. Just so you know. ALSO, everything Joshua says you get as a choice, so there are always letters in front of his options.

First, you're strolling around downtown Seattle, minding your own business, doing perfectly legal courier runs, when:

[Crowds part as you are approached by a Lone Star patrol.] A moment, citizen. We want a word with you.

[A] [Attack!!]

[The Lone Star forces draw their weapons with well-trained efficiency.]

[B] [Talk to them.]

Hey, Flick, I think this guy's packing. You got a permit for that illegal weapon?

((You can then either attack, bribe/show him your permit if you bought one (illegally, of course), or run away.))

[C] [Run away!]

[The detectives easily overtake you and begin firing.]


You get a permit from your Lone Star contract, Sergeant Chillicutt. (Reckert would disapprove so much if he knew.)

[The vid-phone display stays black.]

Chillicutt here.

You may speak freely.

[A] I would like to procure your services.

I suppose you have some trouble with Lone Star you want me to deal with?

Or do you need my help entering Hollywood Correctional?

Or perhaps you need a weapon permit?

[A] I need you to delete my criminal record.

Need another chance, do you? It'll cost you 5,000 nuyen for processing fees. You want me to do it?

[A] Yes.

[You hear the clacking of computer keys in the background.]

Done. A word of advice. Don't be sloppy and I won't have to do this again.

[C] I'd like to get a permit.

Yeah, I should've guessed. You need to carry around SMG's and other deadly weapons for hunting. Gimme 10,000 nuyen and I'll put in your permit. Then you don't have to worry about Lone Star patrols flagging you down anymore.

[A] Easy money, chummer. I'll pay.

Okay, John Wayne, you're cleared to bring out the heavy artillery. Just don't kill anyone that doesn't deserve it, okay?

[B] Nice chatting with you. Goodbye.

Later, chummer.


WESTERNS! I would give you some quotes from a contact who does a lot of the same things for you but it a pretty nasty fellow, to give you an idea of the differences in character, but, um, this is already getting rather long. Eheh.

Date: 2006-11-16 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
AND FINALLY:

So, you're doing a run in one of the corporations, minding your own business, and suddenly

[A Company Man walks up and flicks a toothpick at you.]

[A] [Attack!!]

[You wound him as he escapes down the hall. The alarm soon comes to life...]

[B] Slot off, frag-face!!!

[He laughs as he walks away.]

[C] [Walk away.]

[He saunters off.]


I had never attacked him before, I feel awful for doing it. And strangely gleeful. New information!! Hee!

And lastly, to show you that there actually is tiny bits about Joshua's character in the canon and that I have actual basis for thinking he can be a huge dork that fangirls things:

[As you exit the building a Northrup PRC-42 Wasp descends to land in front of you. The typically one seated copter has been modified to include a second.]

[The rigger pilot straps in your man, gives you the thumbs-up, and sleekly disappears into the sky.

You calmly, so as not to attract attention, stroll off to collect your payment.]


I love Mortimer Reed too -- he's a Johnson (someone who gives you runs) who is very illegal and clearly loves every minute of it. And I love Marrs, a fellow 'runner who happens to be a trigger happy troll but has the most adorable dialogue, but again with the length issue. ...okay, maybe a little Marrs.

[An armed troll studies you with his largest pupil.]

You want something?

[A] I'm looking for some information.

I guess I might be able to help.

[A] What's your story, chummer?

The name's Marrs. Did you know he was the god of war? I see things different than most.

The fastest way to solve a problem is to shove a gun in it and shoot!

Problem is, I can't do this all the time. I run out of bullets too fast.

So, I started to think. How can I get paid to shoot at people?

Then it hit me... join Lone Star! They can shoot at anyone they like and get free reloads!

So I studied real hard, but you know what? I was thrown out, so now I'm here looking for work.

[B] What do you know about Lone Star?

Lone Stars! I hate them!

They think they are so wiz walking the streets in their regulation body armor and shooting at anyone they want!

I hate them!

Don't bring up that subject again!

[C] How is it that you are a troll?

[He looks like he's going to lose his temper, but stays calm.]

I didn't ask to be like this, you know. I was normal, like you, when I was younger.

But now I'm seven feet, four inches of troll.

Do you know how hard it is to buy clothes that fit?!

Arrgh, it's enough to make me want to shoot someone!

[His grip tightens on his pistol.]

[C] Let's talk about a different subject.

Sure. Shoot!

[He laughs uproariously at his own joke.]


Eheh. Man, that, um, that turned out much longer than I'd thought. I AM SORRY FOR HIJACKING THE CONVERSATION!

Date: 2006-11-17 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
Oh man, I hate it when LJ eats a comment. Especially when they're really long. I've started to get really paranoid about it and try and remember to copy them before clicking the 'submit' button. Of course, it's the times I forget when LJ gets hungry.

It is a bit worrying (and hilarious!) that you talked about the comments snapping and falling over right before you mentioned how you are not deeply sadistic and enjoy other's suffering. And I can't tell if I'm actually looking forward to getting to the Cradle or if I am just extremely worried that I will end up throwing my monitor out the window to protect myself.

I think I accidentally saved over one of my FFVII saves, one of the ones where I was right at the end and had gotten a golden chocobo and tons of ultimate limit breaks and everything, and then POOF. Back to the wheelchair for Cloud! Somehow, I remember it being Cait Sith's fault, but I have no idea how. Did you decide whether modern!Garrett would be good at burglaring modern houses? And not knowing anything at all about the character, I can see how a hoodie makes sense, but a gun's usually pretty loud. And not so much about the sneaking and more about the killing. (Although I have currently developed a fondness for guns, mostly all because of Shadowrun. A little bit because of MGS3, though. Customized M1911A1's, mmmm.)

Hee! I spent way too much time awwing too and then going, wait, wait, Volgin is evil. Awwww! ...dammit! I think I tried that; I know I wore it at one point when talking to him anyway. Man, I really want to play MGS3 again, I'm forgetting a lot of the plot and I know there were a lot of things I wanted to try. Also, I -- Hal Emmerich? Otacon? Curse my lack of MGS-related knowledge!

Oh man, much love for The Todd. No high fives, though, I value my hands too much for that. I love his puppy-dog eyes, too, whenever he doesn't get a high five. Although, really, I love just about everyone in Scrubs. (I have only seen the first three seasons, though, so that's subject to change.)

I love that, just "Frag!" I can hear it surprisingly well. And yeah, I'd heard about fragging = killing people in video games, although I'd never heard frags = your score. It makes me really curious which came first, fragging in Shadowrun (I'm pretty sure it's been a paper RPG for quite awhile) or fragging in video games. Hmm, according to our good friend Wikipedia, "It is also believed to be an abbreviation of "fragmentation" in reference to the "gibbing" of players (blowing a player into blood-smeared smithereens of nothingness) killed by explosions." I'd guess that's how it's used in Shadowrun, considering you can call people frag-faces and there are also frag grenades.

Holy crap. Also from Wiki: "Frag is a term from the Vietnam War, most commonly meaning to assassinate an unpopular member of one's own fighting unit by dropping a fragmentation grenade into the victim's tent at night. A hand grenade was used because it would not leave any fingerprints, and because a ballistics test could not be done (as it could to match a bullet with a firearm)." I had no idea!

Date: 2006-11-17 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com
I have no idea why it's nuyen. I would guess it's because whenever Shadowrun was first made, Japan was on the rise as a major world power, so they guessed a lot of Japanese things would kind of make their way over to the U.S. Plus, quite a few of the megacorporations sound like they're Japanese-owned (like Fuchi and Mitsuhama).

It took me forever to be confident that I was spelling Puyallup correctly; I kept having to look it up for, like, the first few months. I don't actually know much about Seattle either, although I've become kind of hypersensitive to anything mentioning it, so I pick stuff up. Also, I, uh, I may have done a few searches about Shadowrun related stuff on the Internet and then flailed a lot when I realized that it had a lot of basis on real life.

IT IS NOW MY TURN TO BE UNCLEAR! I actually meant that after hearing Pagans in the game, I would end up hearing the poem as if they were reading it, not actually reading it in the game. I -- THAT POEM IS EXTREMELY CREEPY. "Builds your dreams of dead thoughts," brrrr. IT IS GOOD THEY HAVE SUCH A HEALTHY RELIGION.

Hee! I'm glad you got the basic gist of the Shadowrun quotes, I mean, I realize they're probably a bit less impressive without any context. And Joshua's fanboying! And I love that he feels it necessary to think, "Calmly, so as not to attract attention," as if it's a huge effort to remain calm in the face of such sleekness. I am ridiculously fond of the word chummer, too, and always have to remind myself not to use it. (Also, I found a picture of Marrs, if you're curious. I couldn't find one for Toothpick Man.) I have no idea why a toothpick; it was probably the only thing around for him to flick at you. I also picture he's really bored working for his company and gets entertainment anyway he can, like by flicking things at people and hoping they get pissed off. I just love how random he is.

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