Mind and Crumpet

So, I went to Centrelink today and they were very helpful and accommodating once the extent of my crazy was made clear, and offered not only to get me free counselling, but to label my work-capacity as 'part-time', which means my schoolwork fulfils it, which means I don't actually have to do any jobsearching in order to get payments.

...So, clearly something extremely horrible will have to happen to me in order to balance it out. Maybe I'll collapse into a self-destructive mire of depression or they'll send a Repo Man to ensure that my capacity really is only part-time by removing my kneecaps or maybe Earth will be invaded by giant carnivorous space-ants.

It'll be something. Things are going far too well. I know how my life works.

I know that setting my local Centrelink building on fire wouldn't be very helpful, but it's still a temptation. I'll have to set something else on fire instead.

At any rate, a meme! Stolen from squeemu! Everybody dance!

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we don't necessarily know as much about each other as we'd like, particularly about how we live our daily lives. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away. Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you!