Silly Meme Time!

Just 'cause.

1.What do you think of me, Windows Media Player?
Serenity – David Newman
So apparently I’m homey and hopeful and mournful and very abruptly cut off. Okay. That’s kinda neat, I guess.

2. What do my friends really think of me?
She – Akira Yamaoka
They think – I’m a girl! How very unsurprising.

 3. How can I make people like me more?
Send Me An Angel – Zeromancer
I will become God and set guardians to watch the every move of humanity and pontificate at them every chance they get. Or possibly BRING OUT THE FLAMING SWORDS, LET’S HAVE US A SMITIN’. Thassum good advice thar.

4. What does my crush truly think of me?
To The Sea – Razorlight
We will go on a honeymoon to the ocean together. Yay! That would be great if I actually had a crush and didn’t loathe the beach with the fiery passion of a thousand white suns. Eh, swings and roundabouts. 

5. Do people secretly lust after me?
Super Bon-Bon – Soul Coughing
I choose to interpret this as: People love me for my candy. Neat! 

6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Test – Mogwai
Poke and prod and annoy my partner. Got it. 

7. Will I ever have children?
Issues – (no artist listed dammit)
Children with issues! What fun that will be.

 

8. Do you know where your children are?
All Along The Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix
GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELVES. Goddamn hypothetical kids.

9. What should I do with my life?
5/4 – Gorillaz
Go for it 120%!...Or at I think that’s what that could mean. I don’t want to interpret the rest of the lyrics. I SEE WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

10. Will I have a happy life?
Liquefy – The Servant
Awww, this is such an adorable song. Um. Sorry. Tangent. Apparently I will find some nice guy/girl and realize I have a crush on them and then I shall ask if we want to liquefy together and scare them off. Good stuff!

 11. Why must life be so full of pain?
Feeling Yourself Disintegrate – The Flaming Lips
Because every second is a step towards death. Or something.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Hollywood Freaks – Beck
Stupid movies. Well…yeah, actually! I thank thee for thy wisdom, oh Beck.

13. How can I make myself happy?
Otherworld – The Black Mages
Become Japanese Rammstein! Mispronounce the occasional word! Go crazy with the bass! ANOTHER WORLD AWAITS ME! Rock on. 

14. Will I die happy?
Symphony No. 9 (Scherzo) – Ludwig Van Beethoven
Yes. It’s a happy sounding piece of music. Apparently I will die very elegantly.
 
15. Can you give me some good advice?
Hold The Line – Toto
We won’t lettem take this hill! Now for wrath and now for ruin! Angels’ gonna come down! THIS DAY WE FIGHT!

16. What is the nature of the Universe?
White Wedding – Billy Idol
…It’s one very elaborate wedding ceremony? Cool. I wonder what they’d do for the reception?