Hell is Not Other People

[nano_moose]

People who bring small children into the cinema for movies rated M
Circle I Limbo

People who talk loudly in the cinema
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

That idiot with the tattoo on the 'Warrior Within' making of video
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Spammers
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who think swearing makes them adults
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Those teenaged bastards across the aisle from me in 'Serenity'
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Whoever it was that decided that sex sells
Circle VII Burning Sands

Whichever FOX executive decided it would be too expensive to listen to JOSS FREAKING WHEDON
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Fundies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

I don't know. Stop looking at me like that!