I no longer have to walk a kilometre for groceries! This is fabulousness. Only problem: neighbours under the impression that they have a divine right to play obnoxious music all the hours that god sent.
Solution:
Step 1. Have bacon.
Step 2. Cook bacon.
Step 3. Eat bacon.
Step 4. Allow delicious bacon-scent to waft throughout apartment and corridor.
Your delicious vengeance will be complete once they realise you have bacon, and they don't. And even if they don't realise it, you have bacon. Tastiest revenge ever.
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2008-07-13 03:24 am (UTC)Solution:
Step 1. Have bacon.
Step 2. Cook bacon.
Step 3. Eat bacon.
Step 4. Allow delicious bacon-scent to waft throughout apartment and corridor.
Your delicious vengeance will be complete once they realise you have bacon, and they don't. And even if they don't realise it, you have bacon. Tastiest revenge ever.