In an effort to break the posting drought, I will post about something totally mundane.

Dog: I see that bath tub, shampoo, towel, bucket and brush you've got there. I am full of suspicion.
Me: Will cuddles mitigate suspicion?
Dog: TOTALLY!!!
Me: Will they also mitigate being dropped into warm soapy water?
Dog: TREACHERY!!!
Me: But clean, fluffy, nice-smelling treachery! Free of fleas!
Dog: My stench! My glorious stench! Alas! Woe! Curses and damnation!
Weather: HEY GUYS WHAT IS UP DO YOU WANT SOME RAIN HERE HAVE SOME RAIN
Me: ...I actually could have done without that.
Dog: KARMA!!!
Me: I'm still washing you, though.
Dog: Akdfhdsfhfdghfhggfnoooooooo

And that was how the dog and I became equally wet when I was only supposed to be washing the dog. At least the shampoo left me smelling of Aloe-Vera.