"Join me in repelling the iron fist of the machine!"

Every damn time any new 9 footage comes out, it's completely pointless talking to me for the rest of the day because I'll just scream in your face about it. (Also, man have the people who make these things got to stop putting blatant spoilers in them.)

There has got to be a way to channel my energetic nerddom toward something I can actually affect. Have we invented cyborgs yet?