I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

So, I went to Centrelink today and they were very helpful and accommodating once the extent of my crazy was made clear, and offered not only to get me free counselling, but to label my work-capacity as 'part-time', which means my schoolwork fulfils it, which means I don't actually have to do any jobsearching in order to get payments.

...So, clearly something extremely horrible will have to happen to me in order to balance it out. Maybe I'll collapse into a self-destructive mire of depression or they'll send a Repo Man to ensure that my capacity really is only part-time by removing my kneecaps or maybe Earth will be invaded by giant carnivorous space-ants.

It'll be something. Things are going far too well. I know how my life works.