"Anakin Skywalker beats up Mace Windu. I feel like my world is breaking apart."

I aten't dead.

I...don't know how long it's going to be before I get regular internet access again, so this entry will a) cover a lot of topics and b) be rather brief about them. I really really wish I could reply to your comments and I will when I can, I promise, but in the meantime:

( Here's some brief replies. Really brief, sorry! )

( Anyway, QANTM. )

So I went to see Jumper.

MOVIE: Teleporting is pretty cool, isn't it?
ME: Yeah! It totally is.
MOVIE: It's so cool that we don't need a compelling main character or plot or motives or anything.
ME: ...Uh.
MOVIE: The villains kill Jumpers because of god or something.
ME:
GRIFFIN: I am pretty much the only interesting character and I die stupidly.
ME: I'm done here.

I don't know what all that nonsense was with Hayden Christenson was about. I could have watched Griffin be adorably fucking crazy for two hours, easy. Oh well.

I'll see all you guys when - whenever I get Internetz, I guess! I hope it's soon, I miss you all heaps.