Here We Go Again

Dear fanficranter,

Shut up about Elizabeth. She did, I know, act like a bitch. She connived and was deceitful and completely screwed over a lot of people, and you know what?

So did Jack. Jack does it, in fact, far more often than she does, and without more than the merest sliver of remorse. He was even a little proud of her for doing what she did, because she was acting like a pirate. More like a pirate than Will does, in fact.

So shut the hell up. I don't want to hear about how what Jack did was somehow better because he's Jack. I don't want to hear about your double standards and stupidity. I hate you a lot, a whole lot, and I wish that attitude could be removed through invasive cranial surgery.

Shut up.

Nano.

In other less angry news, Dead Man's Chest totally rocked to the ninth level of rock. I'm a sucker for good CGI. Even if it is a taaaaaad over-used.

And OMG.

SPOILERSPOILER is so cool when SPOILER SPOILER dirt SPOILER SPOILER giant wheel was awesome. And when the SPOILER SPOILER with SPOILER SPOILER ate the SPOILER and then SPOILER SPOILER with the hat and SPOILER SPOILER VOODOO LADY I LOVE YOU ESPECIALLY SINCE SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!1111

Do you know if you type a word in capslock enough times, it becomes totally meaningless?

So anyway I wish I had the tune from Davy Jones' locket. It's so beautiful and haunting and asghsgsksjdkdjs that was such a good holiday movie I think I might cry. Whoo!

Now I have to wait a year for the next one.

Damn you all.