In an effort to break the posting drought, I will post about something totally mundane.

[nano_moose]

Dog: I see that bath tub, shampoo, towel, bucket and brush you've got there. I am full of suspicion.
Me: Will cuddles mitigate suspicion?
Dog: TOTALLY!!!
Me: Will they also mitigate being dropped into warm soapy water?
Dog: TREACHERY!!!
Me: But clean, fluffy, nice-smelling treachery! Free of fleas!
Dog: My stench! My glorious stench! Alas! Woe! Curses and damnation!
Weather: HEY GUYS WHAT IS UP DO YOU WANT SOME RAIN HERE HAVE SOME RAIN
Me: ...I actually could have done without that.
Dog: KARMA!!!
Me: I'm still washing you, though.
Dog: Akdfhdsfhfdghfhggfnoooooooo

And that was how the dog and I became equally wet when I was only supposed to be washing the dog. At least the shampoo left me smelling of Aloe-Vera.

Comments

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee, dog! Also, oh, karma. You always come through in the end, whether we want you to or not. <3

ALSO OMG DO YOU HAVE A DOG

SHOULD I HAVE KNOWN THIS

DOGGGGG <3 <3 <3

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

PS I am not crazy.

[nano_moose]

I was soaked once I got inside again. But the dog got clean! And somewhat de-fleaed.

I think I've told you about her! Or possibly it was Baco. WHATEVER, SAME DIFFERENCE. Her name's Janet (also variously: scruffdog, fluffy fing, little one, puppy dog, little dog, hairball and silly pup) and she's the silliest little adorable thing. I'll have to put up some pictures.