Yes, I'm still obsessed.

[nano_moose]

This is the best action figure I have ever seen in my life. I mean, it's terrifying, but god, they even got the texture of the facepaint right, and his eyes. I kind of extremely want it, but I'd have to find someplace to put it where I couldn't see it watching me. And ensure there won't ever be some sort of accident that causes toys to come to life, by force if necessary. Sheeeez, I can't stop looking at it - the smile! The texture of the clothes! And the hair! It looks so much like him I did a double take, thinking it was a real photo.

...Although the thought of what the price probably is steadies me a bit. Nrrrgh.

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[squeemu.livejournal.com]

*jaw drop*

I had to do a double-take too.

And yes, that is terrifying. I wouldn't trust it to not come alive in the night and leave some tiny explosive devices under my bed, or something, set to go off if I push the snooze button. Think what you could do with him though. All the weird pictures you could take! The Joker does Brisbane! The Joker rides a My Little Pony. Uh. The Joker threatens a My Little Pony! THE JOKER EATS A CHOCOLATE BUNNY, FEET FIRST, SAVORING ITS CHOCOLATE PAIN.

...I'm sorry, I'm stuck in the lab watching flies, waiting for them to either defecate or regurgitate blood, and it's kind of tedious.

[nano_moose]

I mean, geez! I can't get over his eyes and the shape of his face. Blimey, that must have been difficult to get right, especially since his scars are asymmetrical, so you couldn't just mold one side and flip it. I have to credit whoever photographed him, I really like the way they made it look like he had different facial expressions with different angles.

Hee hee! At least I don't have other action figures for him to terrorise. Or should I be disappointed? ...It would be funny to have him stealing all Altair's knives. The Joker sets my Batman DVDs on fire (but happily reads The Killing Joke)! The Joker does magic tricks with pencils as tall as he is! The Joker makes me decide between my copies of Thief and Serenity! The Joker robs every bank within easy walking distance of my apartment, undaunted by their size in comparison to him! ...I can't spend that much money on an action figure, my dad would have me shot. Argh.

I don't why that would be tedious, it sounds fascinating. FASCINATING. (Oh, poor Squeem. You are entitled to babble hilariously if those are your circumstances.)