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[nano_moose]

I just fished a metal detector out of a giant box of kitty litter (for giant kitties) with my scythe in order to plant some ID in the morgue and get some random yutz declared dead so I can steal his job in a ship's kitchen and avoid being turned into an explosion of flowers. I have already drugged him using a combination of a dodgy tattoo parlour, beatnik alcohol and a verbally abusive scrimshaw artist. "When I am done here, I will tattoo big, floppy ears on the side of your head so that everyone knows what a jackass you are!"

Grim Fandango? Is awesome. No fair that it didn't sell well enough to break even.