Not cannibalism! Multiple murders! The cannibalism was just a secondary awful. ...Which I wouldn't be arrested for, nope. (Wiiiiinstoooon. D: They do resemble each other a bit, don't they? It's the splodges. But they have different shapes - Cal's sort of long and low to the ground like a Corgi, where Winston's a more traditional dog-shape.) Cal was a stray, but he was rescued by the shelter. They found him wandering around the streets. He's a total sweetheart, so I wonder where he came from - was he abandoned as a puppy or did his mum have some sort of torrid affair?

I will definitely use my knowledge for good, and not to commit weird poetic serial murder! Because, honestly, that would require me to approach people for something other than talking endlessly about context and embedded meaning.