bad guys whose intentions which resemble the intentions of the good guys to an extent that is worrying

This sounds amazingly morally ambiguous.

Ahaha, I've given up trying to be cool and instead go for wacky fun times (that are hopefully fun and not just boring) because it's less scary that way. XD Anyway, you are totally awesome! I worry the same thing about you. Except... except with video games and instead of eating the glue, I'm... I don't know, actually putting glue on the disc? (DO NOT WORRY I AM NOT DOING THIS.)

I think my analogy fell way, way apart there. But I think you are awesome! (Also, I laughed so hard at your analogy. I hope that was your intent and I'm not being a cruel, cruel person.)

Man, someday I'll come over there hauling my 360, my games and my box-copies of TDP and TMA and play EVERY ONE OF THEM IN FRONT OF YOU.

HURRY UP AND GET OVER HERE. WE HAVE A COUCH AND EVERYTHING and also an air mattress

Don't assassinate your students, Squeem! I'm sure they don't mean to be stupid!

Wait, so you mean all those scalpels were really for them to use? Hmm. I may have to think about this for my next class.