Maybe it's best I couldn't set them on fire - they are in the same building and it might have spread - but still. Someone needs to invent Silence spells for real life, dammit.

If there is anything that I cannot complain about in Assassin's Creed, it is the art direction and presentation! It's incredibly gorgeous and cohesive. (The actual game design...not so much.)

I must warn you though, it takes a certain amount of effort to look past its major flaws, and they are major flaws, and I would understand if you didn't bother. The main reason I'm a fan of AC is because I'm in complete unabashed love with its potential rather than its reality, you know?

Well, in casting Garrett I feel you could do a lot worse than Mortensen - he's not some sort of implausibly pretty heartthrob and he's a heck of an actor - but yeah, I picture someone rather more furtive and less, um, handsome. Have official some art!