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nano_moose) wrote2008-02-03 02:59 pm
nano_moose) wrote2008-02-03 02:59 pm
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"You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd."
Hokay, Squeem, here's what I could find on Youtube! For some reason a lot of the film clips have the speaking parts in French, but the songs in English. I'll provide translation where memory serves.
WARNING: Spoilers. This is also a pretty bloody movie, as well as being a bloody pretty movie from time to time. If you can't take violence on the level of, say, Kill Bill (that is, highly graphic but incredibly exaggerated), I'll recommend you skip a few of these clips.
EDIT: Frick, I forgot the opening credits! BAD NANO. Fixed now.
Opening Credits
So pretty! And Rustmonkey-esque! And ominous!
Opening Scene - No Place Like London
This will remain stuck in my head for all of time.
Anthony asks, "Is everything all right, Mister Todd?"
Sweeney answers, "I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once familiar streets I feel...shadows...everywhere..."
Later it's "And the lady, sir? Did she succumb?"
And at the end, Sweeney says, "I'd like to thank you, Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me, I'd be lost on the ocean still."
"May I see you again?"
"You might find me, if you like. 'Round Fleet Street, I shouldn't wonder."
"Until then, my friend!" says Anthony, and is totally ignored. Hah hah.
The Worst Pies in London
This whole song is hilarious, but I do not recommend watching it if you plan to eat meat pies any time soon.
Unfortunately there aren't any decent videos for "Poor Thing", so here's the song from the soundtrack!
My Friends
Love song. To his razors. Yeah, Mrs. Lovett, you're on to a real winner there.
Johanna
Oh, Anthony. Being dorky stalker boy is not the way.
Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
It's Toby in his ridiculous wig! And Borat in his ridiculous costume!
The Contest
In which Pirelli is pwned.
Pirelli's Death
In which Pirelli is pwned in a different way, but it's in French for some reason so you can't really pick when he goes from his wonderful dreadful Italian accent to actually acting. Sadface. Also includes vicious kettle bludgeoning and lots of blood.
Pretty Women
Snape kills Dumbledore! I mean Dumbledore kills Snape. I mean - well, nobody kills anybody, but it's in French! And it has Snape!
Halfway through the Judge says, "And pretty as a rosebud."
Sayeth Sweeney, "Pretty as her mother?"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, sir. Nothing."
Epiphany
This is just incredibly insane and fantastic. Everything Sweeney says is a variation on "I HAD HIM AND NOW HE'S GONE RARRGH"
A Little Priest
Also hilarious and liable to put off your pie. I like how long it takes Sweeney to realise what she's getting at.
God, That's Good!
You'll want to turn your speakers up for this one, the sound quality is meh.
Johanna (Reprise)
Anthony being dweeby and oblivious, Sweeney gradually going crazier than he already is, and murders. Lots of murders. Just a long string of them all in a row.
By the Sea
It's funny how the most beautiful part of the movie is the bit where you're saying, "Oh, Mrs. Lovett, don’t - Jesus God, this won't end well," the loudest. Well, if you can get it out in between the giggling.
Not While I'm Around
...Oh, Toby, you poor kid.
Final Scene Part One
Interestingly, contains probably the most violent murder out of the whole movie as well the least violent. The quickest and cleanest, at any rate. Note also, Johanna briefly not being a doormat. Good try, guys, I hope to see some improvement in future!
Final Scene Part Two
Includes BURNING TO DEATH WITH BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS, and horrible painful tragedy.
Also, here is a fic rec!
Rats Gone Home to Jesus
A handful of vignettes portraying various characters from Mrs. Lovett to Benjamin Barker to Johanna to those entirely unexpected. Very creepy and well-characterized.
And some arhts!
Rebirth
It took me a moment to work out just what this picture was actually about, and then I went, "Ooh," which is always a sign of quality. Now I'm surprised nobody else has done something like this.
And there's this series of pictures, which are sort of halfway between cute and disturbing.
Enjoy! And now I MUST GO PACK AUGH
WARNING: Spoilers. This is also a pretty bloody movie, as well as being a bloody pretty movie from time to time. If you can't take violence on the level of, say, Kill Bill (that is, highly graphic but incredibly exaggerated), I'll recommend you skip a few of these clips.
EDIT: Frick, I forgot the opening credits! BAD NANO. Fixed now.
Opening Credits
So pretty! And Rustmonkey-esque! And ominous!
Opening Scene - No Place Like London
This will remain stuck in my head for all of time.
Anthony asks, "Is everything all right, Mister Todd?"
Sweeney answers, "I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once familiar streets I feel...shadows...everywhere..."
Later it's "And the lady, sir? Did she succumb?"
And at the end, Sweeney says, "I'd like to thank you, Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me, I'd be lost on the ocean still."
"May I see you again?"
"You might find me, if you like. 'Round Fleet Street, I shouldn't wonder."
"Until then, my friend!" says Anthony, and is totally ignored. Hah hah.
The Worst Pies in London
This whole song is hilarious, but I do not recommend watching it if you plan to eat meat pies any time soon.
Unfortunately there aren't any decent videos for "Poor Thing", so here's the song from the soundtrack!
My Friends
Love song. To his razors. Yeah, Mrs. Lovett, you're on to a real winner there.
Johanna
Oh, Anthony. Being dorky stalker boy is not the way.
Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
It's Toby in his ridiculous wig! And Borat in his ridiculous costume!
The Contest
In which Pirelli is pwned.
Pirelli's Death
In which Pirelli is pwned in a different way, but it's in French for some reason so you can't really pick when he goes from his wonderful dreadful Italian accent to actually acting. Sadface. Also includes vicious kettle bludgeoning and lots of blood.
Pretty Women
Snape kills Dumbledore! I mean Dumbledore kills Snape. I mean - well, nobody kills anybody, but it's in French! And it has Snape!
Halfway through the Judge says, "And pretty as a rosebud."
Sayeth Sweeney, "Pretty as her mother?"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, sir. Nothing."
Epiphany
This is just incredibly insane and fantastic. Everything Sweeney says is a variation on "I HAD HIM AND NOW HE'S GONE RARRGH"
A Little Priest
Also hilarious and liable to put off your pie. I like how long it takes Sweeney to realise what she's getting at.
God, That's Good!
You'll want to turn your speakers up for this one, the sound quality is meh.
Johanna (Reprise)
Anthony being dweeby and oblivious, Sweeney gradually going crazier than he already is, and murders. Lots of murders. Just a long string of them all in a row.
By the Sea
It's funny how the most beautiful part of the movie is the bit where you're saying, "Oh, Mrs. Lovett, don’t - Jesus God, this won't end well," the loudest. Well, if you can get it out in between the giggling.
Not While I'm Around
...Oh, Toby, you poor kid.
Final Scene Part One
Interestingly, contains probably the most violent murder out of the whole movie as well the least violent. The quickest and cleanest, at any rate. Note also, Johanna briefly not being a doormat. Good try, guys, I hope to see some improvement in future!
Final Scene Part Two
Includes BURNING TO DEATH WITH BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS, and horrible painful tragedy.
Also, here is a fic rec!
Rats Gone Home to Jesus
A handful of vignettes portraying various characters from Mrs. Lovett to Benjamin Barker to Johanna to those entirely unexpected. Very creepy and well-characterized.
And some arhts!
Rebirth
It took me a moment to work out just what this picture was actually about, and then I went, "Ooh," which is always a sign of quality. Now I'm surprised nobody else has done something like this.
And there's this series of pictures, which are sort of halfway between cute and disturbing.
Enjoy! And now I MUST GO PACK AUGH