ext_41953 ([identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] nano_moose 2006-11-24 07:07 am (UTC)

I am going to be incredibly slow replying to everything, just so you know. Thanksgiving + friends from out of town = no time for anything else.

Was the Half-life 2 originally for something else? Because if so, that's really awesome. (I have no grudge against the X-box! I have never used one, so I can't say I'd remain grudgeless if I had, but I don't hate it just because it's Microsoft. I do like my PS2 a lot, though.) Mmm, therapeutic destruction. I bet video games actually reduce a lot of violence.

That's great! It's my new goal in life to be the guy that diffuses terrified/awkward/whatever moments by saying something incredibly confusing and spontaneous. Photos! I will continue to remind you about this until I actually get to see them, just so you know. Dude, that robot book sounds awesome. If you get it, you totally have to put quotes up, or share the advice, or something. It's something ever human dedicated to the survival of their species should know. (Man! Roses! That's way nicer than ours. I think we got glow sticks or something. CLASSY. They can't rap about their bling, either. Although that might fit under the category of themselves.

ODE TO MY HO

She got a fine ass
And eyes like glass
Smooth skin like diamond
And listens to my rhymin'

She the ho fo' me
Why can't all my brutha's see
I want to be her pimp
Forever until death

...I can't believe I just wrote that. Shakespeare rap would be awesome though. Googling it, apparently some people have tried it. If you go here, there are some links at the bottom where you can see part of an actual production. In rap. It's... a little painful and unintelligible, but maybe that's just me.)

Hee! Paperwork game! I -- dammit, I really shouldn't be heeing about this. I MEAN -- BORING! VERY, VERY BORING. And oh man, big tests. It's interesting, though, that you're not meant to study them, because here we have tons of books and classes on how to take Big Important Tests. It's even more intimidating because of it. ...AUGH MISSING PERSONS CASE. THAT IS TERRIBLE. Oh man. I don't know how they did that, but the second game just got that much creepier.

(I bet that the message would reach a lot more people, too. It's totally a win-win situation.)

Mm, delicious new fandoms. It's always so exciting, though, when you find a new one that's really awesome. I cannot blame Miguel for being upset about it! I probably would be too. Aw, secret handshake and hugging. (I love it when guys hug in movies/TV shows/real life just because it's so something that's Not Done in American culture. I'm not really sure about other cultures, but yeah.)

But first I would have to figure out which houses actually had Thief! Although I guess I could just break in anyway. For practice. And for fun! Possibly squirt some of the occupants with my water gun.

I have some spam from "Flatbed." Also from someone called "Profess." They aren't even trying to sound like real people anymore. The quality of spam has gone so downhill recently. I also got an email from a "Mr. Blanchard" titled "tray." WHAT. And really, anything these days can be considered a euphemism, it just depends how you say it. And whether it is followed by, "DISCOUNT ON VIAGRA." And seriously, cell phone companies are pretty much, "Hey! We want your money!" and everyone else is like, "Cool! You can have $300." They are very angrifying. (ANGRIFYING IS TOTALLY A WORD.)

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