"I only ever do stupid things for myself."

So.

( I think by this point I just have to accept that there'll never be another Sands of Time. )

( Spoilers are here. )

If you got through all that, I have a present! It's the comic commissioned by Ubisoft from Penny Arcade. It's lovely, and simple, and indicates some of the backstory created for the villains without spoilers. Heeeere you go.