Oh my god.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have come to a revelation.

Now consider Assassin's Creed.

It:

- Means well.

- Is very smart.

- Is equally stupid.

- Yes, simultaneously.

- Rambles on and on without really saying anything.

- Is so very pretty.

- Hinges upon science (or rather, 'science').

- Is still kind of good for all that.


My conclusion?

Assassin's Creed is the video game version of Mohinder Suresh.