nano_moose: Final Fantasy X. Yuna standing on sunset-limned water with her arms at her sides before she begins the Sending Dance. (you ignorant scaremongering cockbags)
Tutorial in How to Kill Deathclaws When You Are Nano's Usual Charismatic Gun-slinging Genius Character Made from Wet Tissue Paper:

Step 1: Buy the very biggest gun you can. My choice was the Anti-Materiel Rifle, which is, from the stock to the muzzle, about the same height as my character and made for punching through tanks.
Step 2: Giggle. Wonder whether this counts as overcompensation if you don't actually have or want a penis.
Step 3: Make friends with the Brotherhood of Steel to get some Power Armour and the training to wear it. Put it on.
Step 4: Preen.
Step 5: Drug yourself up until you could actually see God and sell your pee to him for a thousand caps an ounce.*
Step 6: Down some Bighorner Steaks just to be sure. If you have Cass as your companion, drink all of your whisky and try not to imagine your liver leaping out from beneath your intestines to beat you to death in revenge.
Step 7: Save.
Step 8: BANZAAAAAAAAI!!!
Step 9: Die.
Step 10: And again.
Step 11: Try for a stealthy approach.
Step 12: Fail, because of your incredibly oversized gun and heavy, clanking armour.
Step 13: Die several more times until you've memorised the positions the Deathclaws will attack from.
Step 14: Finally succeed in killing them all.
Step 15: Victory dance!
Step 16: Die stepping off a cliff in withdrawal haze.
Step 17: Repeat from Step 8, until you remember to save directly after killing them all.
Step 18: Victory dance!

But actually, New Vegas is pretty cool when I'm not being spanked by the higher-level enemies. More later.

*In the game, that is. Chemical enhancement will not improve your performance in real life. Winners don't use drugs.
nano_moose: Final Fantasy X. Yuna standing on sunset-limned water with her arms at her sides before she begins the Sending Dance. (a topic will arise)
Wall-E is such a ridiculously amazing movie. It makes me deeply happy with the world that it exists in.

Now, on a scale of one to ten, exactly how crazy is that?

Also: Escort mission. Totally lame unless you happen to be escorting a forty-foot robot that throws nukes and steps on people and shoots lasers from its eyes while shouting things like "Embrace democracy or you will be eradicated!" at which point it becomes made from all the win in the world Y/N?

(I kind of want to see what would happen if the Vault Dweller/Chosen One/Lone Wanderer came across Wall-E. Or if Wall-E came across 9 and his posse. Or if somehow they were all on the same post-apocalyptic Earth.

...Oh, come on! There's the short! That counts as characterization! And it'd be awesome! That means it's a workable idea! I know this from learnings!)
nano_moose: Final Fantasy X. Yuna standing on sunset-limned water with her arms at her sides before she begins the Sending Dance. (???)
Holy shit, Fallout 3 Harold is voiced by Stephen Russell.

...Okay, behind the general feeling of brainmelt and Garrett is a zombie with a tree growing from his head? is the cheering knowledge that he's still getting voice work.

Still.

Garrett is a zombie with a tree growing from his head.

Akdhdfhfgdhf what.

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